February 2010
mr. fantastic fox
likevannotjim:
anaforo:
has anyone seen this yet
Yes, and it’s excellent. I’m cussin’ serious.
This was shared with me, so I will share on. (I know we’re all still gonna buy this when it comes out anyway ‘cause it’s fucking amaaaazing) http://btjunkie.org/search?q=mr.+fox
Reblog if you are NOT watching the Grammys.
quietbrava:
dbmurphy:
(via thentheskydrops)
Watching it on what? Is that shit on YouTube now?
These are the MOST meaningless awards of all the meaningless awards.
January 2010
Normal people can’t see the way the pieces of your life are supposed to fit...
– You’re not normal : Johnny B. Truant (via y00h00)
But I’ll tell you what they don’t want… They don’t want a population of citizens...
– George Carlin, RIP (via savagemike) (via yeahiwasintheshit)
Moment of silence for people who order Bud Lights...
(via poortaste)
Haaaaaang on, Sloopy
(for god sakes hang on)
Let’s wiggle
Let Me Tell You 'Bout Yo Mammal
fuckingbookdeal:
Yo mammal’s teats lactate so heavily, when she nurses her offspring on the beach, she affects the tides!
Yo mammal’s neocortex is so well-evolved, she has the motor skills to jerk your buddy off AND the sensory perception to tell when he’s ditched her in the alley afterward!
Yo mammal’s delivered so many live young, her birth canal’s a crucial conduit of international maritime...